He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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