I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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