Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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