Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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