your thong is hanging out like whoa
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
