you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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