singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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