I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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