i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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