is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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