Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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