i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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