Where are you?
In a non slutty way
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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