This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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