I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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