Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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