So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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