Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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