Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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