i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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