I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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