Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
