I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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