porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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