plz talk dirty to me
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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