If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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