Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
