remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
