I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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