My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Do plants get herpes?
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