help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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