So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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