come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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