he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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