I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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