I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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