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(212): View more from New York

Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...

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(770): View more from Georgia

i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.

(478): View more from Georgia

Moment of silence for the loss of that option.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.

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(210): View more from Texas

Road construction signs are deceptively heavy

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(440): View more from Ohio

so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard

(973): View more from New Jersey

omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you

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