I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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