ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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