and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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