I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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