so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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