my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
did i just pee glitter
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
