Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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