508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Randomize
