So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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