i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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