it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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