Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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