I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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