You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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