im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
