Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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